My GrandParents Drive me Insane

The reason why the title says what it says is because when ever i get back from school my grand parents annoy me like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!So I got to deal with my grandparents YELLING at eachother and fixing the TV (one button) I find that pure LAZYNESS!!! I also have to...Get them water,clean up there mess,get them stuff,fix the TV (1 button AGAIN) and my grandpa talking to me every 30 seconds telling me to look at him and he salutes me and right now he just tryed to get my attention IM SERIOUS. My grandpa always wants me to talk to him. CANT I GET 5 MINUTES OF PEACE BLOGGING? Urgghhhhh.They are also ITALIAN and only speak that so half the time im like What? So its pretty...no no, very... no,Humungosly no no GINORMUSLY INSANELY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So you get the point. After School i get that kind of treatment after a long day when im tired out.

Day 3

Today i was wondering if I could levitate for some REALLY odd reason.When I was on the bus I couldn't sit in the back because of the grade 8 saying "no your to young blah blah" I was thinking "Ok what ever and also i sat in the back on field trips so i don't think its dangerous." I was about to say that but the bus driver was yelling at me to sit down. About 5 minutes later a kid thats in JK his nose had boogers and it was dripping with boogers so i sorta was backing away. But heres the part that I REALLY got pissed off about. The Bus Buddy's best friend came on the bus (she switched buses) and she gave me the kid with boogers. I was like backing away from him every second. That also was like the longest bus ride of my life. When i got to school (finely)We went inside to finish our portfolio's, but we got another project. It was to draw pictures about what you did for your summer vacation and write a sentence what you did for each picture.At first recess the grade 4s were playing tag with Paolo so i joined. Well this game was a game of tackle. Most tackles and the least hits win. So me and Paolo were a team and we won by a lot but i got K.O.ED by the grade 4s. 5v1 No fair.When i got to class, someone brought an Ipod touch to school and it had a fart application. So when ever our teacher bent down. He would click the explosive fart button. He probably clicked it like 15 times. At lunch recess I played a game called keep away Boys vs Girls. It was a 8on 4 match so Steven and Max went on the girls team so it would be even. 6on6. Well when i had the ball i literally got tumbled by like about 500 pounds of all the people that dog piled me to try to get the ball. Well i just threw the ball and "accidently" hit someone in the face. I was aming for my team mates hands but someone went in the way and i gave them a head shot. After all those blows i figured to take a break. But after that I just went back in the game. Well the boys were playing monkey in the middle (all the girl team in middle jumping to get ball) So really that was it for the recess. When we got back in we played a game of silent ball. Well i accidently threw overhand (not allowed) and got Steven in the nuts. I was out for throwing overhand not about what happened to Steven. After the game I went outside to just relax (about to sleep) But the bell rang so we went in.FRENCH TIME just boring boring blah blah stuff and then school was over and I went home. (nothing interesting on the bus again)
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Day 2

Well I'm back from my 2nd day and if anyone would like to chat on msn that would be great cause NO ONE IS ON TO TALK TO. Anyways this day was an ok day (ok means not alot of funny stuff but i do get.... WPS you gota read the whole thing to find out!) Sooo  here it goes.

Ahhhhh the refreshing secound day.Getting in habit of things.Like that i FINALY can sit at the back of the bus (yippy)When i got to school we did drawing and colouring for like the whole period.At recess i just talked ( i know nothing special in the morning)I get in and we kept doing our portfolios (im yawning while typing its really boring but not what happends next)At lunch i just ate a sandwitch thats it but at lunch recess i playing agressive tag. Its the kind of tag where you tag someone no matter what.Dosen't matter if you tackle someone.I got pummbled really bad.All the suddent you see me like flattend by 6 people. (Army tag) Oh gosh that hurt. So when i got back in my butt really hurt.I was trying to hold it in but i couldn't. I farted real loud. IT WAS LIKE AN EXPLOSION (sorry about caps i thought I needed some in) Everyones like "awww alessio" "thats nasty" All i did was smile and blush.In french class i was getting tired so i accedently yawned really loud. I'm like "uh oh" But the teacher did nothing. After school i had an idea for delivering newspapers so I told my mom but she forgot to ask for the job for me.Well after that i woke up in the middle of the night because my grandpa fell off his bed so yea. Thats how i spent my secound day.

Day 1

First day of school...Some people are exited for this day,some people (most) arn't so thrilled. So here is what happend.When i got to school I got the teacher Mr.Smithson.I WAS DIEING FOR HIM literaly.Mr.Smithson is also a very easy teacher and his nickname for most people is the candyman.He has a big bin full of candy! Not those little lolipops that are like "this is a reward?" He gives you totsie rolls,totsie pops, Gummy stuff (worms,bears) and stuff like that. In the morning Mr.Smithson was talking about rules and no bullying but i already knew that stuff so i sorta heard Blah blah rules blah blah respect blaahhhh blaahhh no blah bullying blahhhh and in the middle of that someone farted o_o it really smelled and it went all over the room and it was loud everyone was laughing. But it REAALLLY smelled.After HALF of the rules were done in an hour and fourty minutes we went outside.All i did was get tumbled by 4 grade 5s O_o a very painful experiance but it was fun =) After recess we went in and more blah blah rules and stuff. You get the picture. Lunch rang and we get to sit next to our friends for lunch HOW AWESOME and the teacher on duty never comes in so that means no body saying "your to loud" did i mention nothing is due on a monday nor no homework on fridays!!!!!!!!!!At lunch recess I played hide and seek tag with my friend paolo.(i think it was hide and seek) But we dominated at this best hiding spot.Also the half recess bell was different. It was like a bell tower ring O_o. We went inside after recess was over (why am i saying this thats way to obious) so went we came in we read silently for a little then we played silent ball (really fun!) So after that another recess another tag you get the routine. After recess it was french.Most people now are like uh oh cause of our old french teachers but we got a new one cause mme.Depatista had a baby so we got a perm sub for the year. We just played a game and thats it. After that i went home. Guess what. My reward for doing an exellent first day of school is me getting bossed around by my grand parents. How amazing!!!!!

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